HC I'm LOL b/c either AKA2D or Ideal keeps changing the title of this thread as the number of times people view Ideal's thread to Pearl of Patience increases?
HC That's funny!

HC I am so BORED!
HC I should be tired, as I was out of town last weekend, and worked all week
HC My mind though is not
HC I'm going to finish reading my book today
HC Reading for pleasure is such a wonderful thing
HC If I had some money, I'd have to get Steeltrap to be my shopping guru as well
HC All hail the [shopping] queen!

HC I need a crush--I haven't had one of those in SUCH a long time
HC I need some excitement
HC A sistah's got more important things to worry about
HC i.e. "Hurry up and type my paper", or "Work more hours this week so I can pay my rent"
HC Maybe it's good that my life is boring
HC That means things are starting to go well (and no drama)
ETA:
HC Who was it before that said that they like Jerome Bettis?
HC I'm watching Celebrity Poker, and he's on there
HC he has a pretty smile