[Internet Lawyer]

1. Never admit to being in the band or a flag girl.
2. No Overalls (we banned them in the mid-90s)
3. When in doubt, wear black.
4. Always accessorize with pink.
5. Never admit to being in ROTC.
6. If you are a Mod, don't delete threads just because you don't like someone's perspective.
7. Always have fun on Greekchat.
8. Remember to be cougarly in everything you do.
9. Remember to respect the H&A.
10. Never, and I mean never, post pages and pages of "good lucks" in the Rush Forum.

Adding to the list...
11. Never come back as other personalities if you've already been demoded for being a total freak stalker.
12. Don't hate on the cool girls just cuz you're from a not so fortunate chapter.
13. HAVE FUN & BE COUGARLY!