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Olympics: watching vs. thinking
From Instinct Magazine
In bold: what you are watching
In italic: what you ar thinking
John Capel running the 200m
How would his weiner be flopping around right now if he was naked?
Table Tennis
Man, there must be freakin' nothing else to do in China
Softball
Well, I know what Ellen is watching right now
Russian gymnast Alexei Nemov performing on the rings
How long could he hold that Iron Cross if I was tickling him?
Freestyle wrestling
Oooh, I gotta try that hold on Steve tonight
Women's Gymnastics
Is this lesbian porn?
Enormous US weightlifter Shane Hamman with his 22-inch neck, 22-inch biceps, 22-inch calves, 35-inch thighs, 37-inch waist and 62-inch chest
Hello, DADDY!
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