or what about this lyric:
O Canada our great big empty land LOL.
Our new national dish: beaver balls
There has been a Caribou stampede on Vancouver what should we use to stop them? Timbits? Apparently that would be cruel.
We are finally getting our own flag, no more Union Jack, what should be on it: a maple leaf, a beaver, or a hockey puck. Most common answer - a hockey puck.
Ottawa was thinking about reinstating the seal hunt in Saskatchewan, would this be wrong? yes. But the seals are eating all the fish in Saskatchewan rapidly depleating the cod reserves - it would still be wrong!
Man I haven't laughed so hard in so long.
[This message has been edited by Siobhan (edited April 02, 2001).]