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Originally posted by James
I would just show up to anything I was asked to show up to, nod my head in the greatest of sincere attention, and give vaguely worded but intellegent sounding comments that would offer her reassurance enough so that she could feel good about going forward with the plan she had already fantasized about.
I would let her pick out my clothes. I would keep my check book open for all expenses her parents would undoubtedly find some way not to pay.
And I would do all this in with the knowledge that for that day, one of the single most important days of MY life, I am merely an accessory to a fanatasy she has had as a child and added to over the years.
(This is all assuming one of my friends didn't stage an intervention and save me. Hint Hint Hint.
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Then you'd best be fit to have the Vega$ style wedding with Elvis of a lifetime under 5 minutes at 2 AM in the morning...
DO NOT HAVE A HUGE 500 SIT DOWN DINNER WITH FULL ON CRATE AND BARREL GIFTS (Unless you want those items)...
I thought Home Depot had a Groom's Registry--how's that for powertools...
You might also be suited for either a destination wedding or a wild weekend wedding... Any woman that would marry you would have to not have princess fairytale ideas about getting married--unless that was what you wanted??? Hmmmm
