My little brother sent me this earlier this week
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS
>>> > >
>>> > > Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>>> > > Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
>>> > > Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks
>>>you're a fat
>>> >slut.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > Man: Is this seat empty?
>>> > > Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>> > > Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock
>>> > >
>>> > > Man: Your place or mine?
>>> > > Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>>> > > Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you
>>> > > in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit where
>>>you go.
>>> > >
>>> > > Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>>> > > Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>>> > > Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.
>>> > >
>>> > > Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>>> > > Woman: Do not enter.
>>> > > Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?
>>> > >
>>> > > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>>> > > Woman: Unfertilized.
>>> > > Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
>>> > >
>>> > > Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>> > > Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>>> > > Man: That works for me....... As long as you're still warm
>>> > > when I shove it up your ass.
>>> > >
>>> > > Male: Do you want to dance?
>>> > > Female: No!
>>> > > Male: I think you misheard me. I said
>>> > > your ass looks fat in those pants.
>>> > >
>>>
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Guys, I'm sorry. I know this was distasteful and unbecoming of a southern gentleman but I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Dont hold it against me.
[This message has been edited by KABillyMac (edited March 30, 2001).]
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