i've heard my share of pick up lines...
- let me have your number so i can go study. when i told this guy he didn't need my number for that, he couldn't think of anything else to say because he wasn't expecting that
-once, a guy told me that he wanted enough sons to start a football team and if i was lucky, he'd let me donate a couple
-i have a real little samsung cellie and this guy asked to see it. a lot of people do so i let him. he proceeds to call his own cell phone (which was on vibrate) and gives me my phone back and told me to call him because he put his number in my phone and my phone in his. everytime he called, i was always "studying"
-you know how those credit card people hang around campus? well, one came to me and asked if he could go with me back to my dormroom because i "look like a freak"
-a guy asked if he could put the stuffing in my egg mcmuffin.
-and, i have even had a guy come up to me, look at my breast and just yell "wwwoooaaahhh!!!"
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind
[This message has been edited by MeezDiscreet (edited March 30, 2001).]