here are some dumb lines.....  
 
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it. 
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in .
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?