-Guy falls flat on his face! Stands up and says to my friend "I've fallen for you!"
-"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
-"If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put I next to U."
-Him: "Did it hurt?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "When you fell from heaven."
-"Can I stand next to you? I farted over there.
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