LOL these are just too funny
PrettyPoodle, my gosh, that has to be the pickup line i have ever heard of!!!
The ones that were used on me:
"Is your father a pirate? I swear he is, that's why your eyes are such a pretty starry black."
yes, this is an infamous one: "Do you have 35 cents? Cuz my mother told me to callhome when I fall in love."
The guy (skeevy-looking): What time is it?
Me: I dont know, it's time for you to get a watch.
The guy: Well you better know the time.
Me: EXCUSE me????
The guy: Cuz it's time for me and you to get it on, baby.
Me: To be honest, I really prefer humans. Why did your zookeeper let you out anyway? (HEE HEE!!)
The guy: Well, you know that you prefer animals anway. I'm an animal in bed.
AHHHHHHH!! Save me, LOL!
Guys, please, save yourself the embarassment and do NOT do NOT, i repeat, use lines like those. You will only get eye-rolls and disgusted looks from girls who will tell their girlfriends how slimy you are.
Seriously, a nice "hi" works for me if i'm attracted to you! Pick-up lines are soo annoying...it's like, c'mon is that the only way you can get our attention? Definitely not. In my opinion, that is the worst way to get our attention.
I would rather a guy clumsily, gently bump into me (of course not with a drink in your hands LOL!!) and say "oh i'm sorry!" share a few laughs, then introduce yourself! It's really not that hard to get our attention with respect