***Disclaimer***Knowledge of the following pickup line DOES NOT indicate the person posting this has ever used it***
OK, now with that formality out of the way - one of the funniest lines was all the rage on campus back in the late 80's (yes, I know I'm old...shut up already...)
"Why don't we go back to my dorm room and do all the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyways?"
***Final Disclaimer***Use of the forementioned pickup lines is NOT encouraged - serious mental and physical harm can result***
...or at least that's what I heard...
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