[Sister Havana]

Here you go:

-If the person in question does something little that annoys you...well, there is no such thing as a little thing. Everything is a CAPITAL OFFENSE.

-If they do something to someone else that you are offended by, even if the other person isn't bothered, convince that person that he or she SHOULD be greatly offended by that person's actions.

-There is no good reason for someone doing something you don't approve of. It's all excuses or spin.

-Was there a misunderstanding? When that person tries to clear it up, tell them that it just proves that they think you're upset by specific EVENTS and not their evil TENDENCIES.

-But if they just talk about things in general, trying to clear stuff up, accuse them of ducking the specific EVENTS you are concerned about.

-Did you have a problem in the past that you worked out? No, you didn't! Nothing's ever cleared up! Feel free to bring up anything bad they did in the past over and over and OVER again.

-Don't forget to write about them in your Livejournal so the whole world can see what a HORRIBLE PERSON you know and how you are such a SAINT to put up with said person.

Trust me. This works.