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To my new neighbors across the street:
Look, I'm not really sure what to say to you at this point. But for real, wtf is wrong with y'all? You have a driveway AND a garage. We have neither. So WHY are you parking in front of OUR house? Did you think that was gon' fly? I guess you thought since the previous tenants didn't say anything, that it was all good. Well, it's a whole new day on the Avenue. Yeah, I waited for you to come home. I was gon' leave a note on your car, but my roommate told me not to. So I waited. Yeah, I stood outside until you got out of your car. And yeah, I questioned what you do with your garage and why you don't park in your driveway. Cuz the fact of the matter is this: I'm not parking DOWN THE STREET from my crib when you have a driveway. I'm not. And yeah, I waited for you to move your car so I could take your space. Why shouldn't I have? You were in front of MY house! Now, what made you look out your window? You don't need to look at me handlin' my business. Look at your husband and your kids when they are walking half a block back to the house cuz I took MY parking spot. Look at that. What, you mad? I don't give a #@!$. But I'ma tell you like this: the next time you are parked in front of my house and there is room in your driveway, I'm calling the city. And then I'ma leave a note on your car telling you I did so. If I'ma deal with this, I coulda stayed in the hood. Do this: Clean out all the isht in your garage and USE IT to park one of your vehicles in (like Usher said, that's what it's made for). Whatever you do, it better be three parking spots in front of our house for me and my roomies. Don't make this get ugly. Just do the right thing. Dang.
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