[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

oooh, good call, Honey. In high school I had to pretend I wasn't wearing makeup (my parents were very strict but not very observant) so I would wear dark brown mascara.

Sounds stupid (like the clear mascara -- what's up with that?) but it worked great. Made my eyes look prettier but without looking like I was trying. Would've been good for, say, going on a 1st date to a ballpark or something and not wanting to look like you put on much makeup.

Honey -- don't you think people MUST not realize how they look?! Sometimes I see women out (think Frau in Austin Powers 3, where she sneaks into the prison to visit Dr. Evil and she's wearing a shirt open to below her bra, boobs pushed up under her chest, HUGE dried-out frizzy hair with like 2 inch roots, way too much eyemakeup, tight clothes, and carrying a Hardee's bag.) If I want to retain my faith in humanity I think people like that MUST not realize what they look like!

sidenote: when I was in college and in the dorms, we had one of those medicine cabinet mirrors but no full-length one. I used to wear this dress ALL THE TIME that was very cute.... from the waist up. Then I went home for the summer and was like, OK this is now a carwash rag.