I was really, really drunk at a sports bar making out with my neighbor and I saw him. He has the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen, so I started talking to him later that evening.
Edited because he still has his eyes, really.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
Last edited by valkyrie; 08-11-2004 at 12:06 AM.
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