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Originally posted by valkyrie
Dudes, is Milwaukee the outdoor masturbating capitol of the world?
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Dudes, I just about peed my pants when I read this!
I haven't ever seen someone stroking the gopher in public, but then, I've only lived in Milwaukee for two months. I guess I have something to look forward to now.
Winney, way to be proactive and not let a couple of fat, lazy, middle-aged male cops tell you that your safety and security isn't their concern. I think it's commendable that you called the Hotline and got something done about the problem.
But as one who has actually experienced a hands-on sex crime, I agree with PM_Mama that the phrase should be used to describe actual contact or threatened assault. There should be a lesser categorization for flashing, streaking, and whacking off in public, though the crime shouldn't just be laughed off.