One of my dates from hell:
The guy spent the entire time in the car from picking me up to arriving at the restaurant complaining about a coworker.
The restaurant: freaking Happy Joe's- the world's crappiest pizza.
At the restaurant he monopolizes the conversation to talk about an ex.
My rescue: My friend Kedrin called because she wanted me to help her get ready for her own date who was going to a party I had been invited in.
"I'm sorry- my friend Kedrin is in the 'emergency room', I need you to drop me off at my place NOW"
And I never answered his calls.
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