To my new boyfriend (or thingy as I call him at this moment) Though we have known each other for years, doesn't mean you start neglecting your duty! Call a sista or leave me alone!!
To my associate publisher Stop being so dang nosey! Its bad enough you scare away everyone who wants to stop by my cube to say hi and that your beedy eye burn into my skull, but my desk is my domain! You are the reason, why I keep it a mess.
To my *beloved* coworkers Don't be watching me like a damn hawk. Just because I am quiet doesn't mean, I am up to something.