I was at a conference last week. A man who has been very influential/important within the organization is retiring, so he was roasted at one of the banquets. He happens to be from Tennessee. One of the presenters did a slide presentation, which included the following:
Picture of a bottle of Scotch with a "no" sign. Caption: May never be drunk.
Picture of a bottle of Irish whiskey with a "no" sign. Caption: May never be drunk.
Picture of a bottle of Kentucky bourbon. Caption: May be drunk under extreme circumstances.
Picture of a bottle of Jack Daniels. Caption: Suitable for all occasions.
I personally prefer Scotch...