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Old 08-06-2004, 01:59 AM
CASIGKAP CASIGKAP is offline
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On Thursdays, he has a "class" called Leykis 101 in which he tells guys some of the rules for being men and pointers about women.
I don't recall them all but here are some of them.

1. Never spend more than $40.00 on a date with a chick.

2. Never get into a serious relationship or have a girlfriend until after you're 25. Before then, you want to "tap all the ass" you can.

3. Never date a woman with kids b/c she'll try to "pawn" them off as yours.

4. Women who are California 10's are not smart at all. Women who are not good-looking have to be smart in order to attract a man.

5. Never let a girl sleep over.

6. Dump a girl if she does not put out after the first date.

7. Never date your bootie call.

8. ALWAYS wear a condom. Never believe a woman when she tells you she's on the pill.

9. If you must marry, keep your financial seperate. PRE-NUPS are a good thing or she'll try to skin you for everything you've got.
(This one is ironic seeing as how he's been married at least 3 times)

10. Dump that bitch if she tries to get clingy.

There are lots more but those are the ones I recall. He's a pompous jerk but entertaining.
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