To my old boss Damon: I am so glad that I saw you today with your fine self. I swear, if you didn't marry that chick....dang!!
To Aramark: I have worked for you for over a year now...when am I going to get my raise (thats not 3%) or get my student mgt. position???
To Papi: I hate that you put X Box live before ME! Oh you know better. Now I am ready to settle down and have my babies. Why you keep playing? We picked out the ring, so do your job homie!
To these spiders: I know one thing, if you don't get up and out my apartment, I am going to bust some caps in your a$$. I don't care how big or how little.