HC I am thankful the Sigma Gamma Rhos never called PerpAlert on me

everytime I came home to San Francisco I was looking over my shoulder for an ice skating poodle to pull some ninja moves and come out of nowhere at me.
(I'm just being stoooopid according to CT4, I realize that it was obvious I wasn't perping or perturbing as I was living in Alaska and it was an appropriate name at the time)
I'd like to share also, that when I was on my church trip in Florida I received
a lot of comp money from the hotel because they realized I was not to be trifled with when it came to my accomadations. I was in the gift shop with my new Jesus friends, and I found these pants. They were similar to a Lily Pulitzer print, and capri length.
HC they were
pink &
green elephants ? The Delta in the group was so horrified she then bought a gold elephant bracelet. Thank God for retail therapy.