[Nubian]

To JB : Yeah uh...you and the black jokes, not funny. I can let most things roll off of my back, but you are just begging to be mollywhopped. If your little jokes were even a little funny and not completely asinine, I might cut you some slack. But they're not. I don't know who lied to you, but knowing 2 Black people does not make you an honorary Black person. Slow your role blondie, or I'm gonna have to revoke that ghetto pass you gave yourself.

To my apt complex : What exactly does flooding mean to you? When I told you that my apt. was flooding, your maintenance man told me to put some towels down, there ain't that many towels on the planet you wankster! Quit patronizing me, and come over here and do your job! I swear, calling you people stupid would be an insult to stupid people everywhere. The next time I see a flood on TV, i'll just call CNN and tell them to tell those poor people to put some towels down.

If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any.