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Dr J: Why don't you have any 'If I ruled the world' t-shirts in a medium?? Everyone is not x-small or x-large. And if I ruled the world it would be a better place. I just want to communicate that to everyone else...
My cell phone: You are so little you make my hand cramp when I talk on you. Would you be mad if I traded you in??
Lifetime: Sometimes I want to see a happy movie. Why is someone always being stalked, beaten, molested, murdered?? Can Saturday afternoon ever be peaceful...
My hair: I've tried sooo very hard to resist from putting the devil (relaxer) back into your precious space but I'm not sure if I can hold out any longer. Give me a sign to let me know you will work with me in our journey for chemical freedom. It's been some time now and I know we can pull through this if we just work together.
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