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Memorandum
To: The people who drink all the cold Diet Pepsi
From: The person who puts it in the refrigerator
Date: July 27, 2004
Re: You're Fired
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I hate breaking this news to you this way, but those of you who continually drink all the cold Diet Pepsi without replacing it in the refrigerator are FIRED! We've asked you to place nicely with everyone else and you've failed and refused. The boss is fed up with your inability to be considerate of other's needs for Diet Pepsi.
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ALPHA PHI
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