100% of the papers (minimum 5 pages) that I wrote at the VERY last minute, meaning the morning before class (which, to count, is 7, all within the past semester and the summer), have resulted in a grade of between 97-100%.
100% of my time at my school, I have been on the dean's list.
I personally know, have dated, or am related to at least 3 persons in every NPHC organization, and at least 10% of the NPC, and 1% of the locals.
Of the three general/education major related honor societies at my school, I hold membership in 100% of them.
On a normal day, I will eat at least 35-55% of any given bag of bing cherries in a sitting.