Don't make me wait all bored while you "hang" at your fraternity house when all your brothers think you're a joke anyways and only pledged you because you're good at a sport...have you noticed how you spend half the time in the corner alone while they ignore you?
Do slow dance with me in my room to a good song beforehand.
Dont ask me a stupid question like "who do you think curses more during sex, guys or girls?" right after sex and expect me to not look weirded out....am I missing something or is that actually a trend or just something you got from movies?
Do light a candle to set the mood.
Dont tell me right afterwards "I coulda lasted longer b-but you looked like you were enjoying yourself so much that I...ya know..."
Do commence with the playful tickle fighting and prepare to lose
