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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
well,
in HS I think my mommy was in denial. girls would come by and she thought it was to "study"...or atleast that is what she told herself.
Hey, she never asked...I never told.
then one day she found a box of condoms in my room, and she said in her fobby accent..." YOOOOOU HAAAAAVUH SECK!? YOU HAAAVE SECK?!"
then college rolls by, and as I move back into the house after getting kicked out of an apartment, a few more girls come by. deja vu (and i dont mean the strip club), she was in denial that I was sexually active. Until she walked in on me. Yikes...imagine having your naked ass on top of a girl and your mommy screaming..." AIYA!!!! "...for christ sakes I thought she was playing tennis!
Ahhhhh good times. God I love my mom.
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I would have to hang myself. If I were married and pregnant I would still deny it all to my mother. She's my
mother ewwww! Oh, she'd like me to talk about it and she'd like for us to be all close like friends. FORGET IT!