It was in my ex-boyfriends room in his fraternity house and it was like 8am. Well, apparently the brothers were ALL supposed to be out cleaning their "Adopt-a-Street," picking up litter and all that, but instead, my ex decided that he wasnt going to be into all that charitable stuff and was just going to have sex with me. Kenny, the president, starts pounding on his door non-stop for literally 10 minutes and is screaming for my ex to come out before he breaks the door down (my favorite line..."and when I get in, there better not be any naked Karen's in there!!!) (i, of course, am Karen)
Well, Kenny DOES break the door down, proceeds to scoop BOTH me and my boyfriend up in the blanket (he's a big kid) and dump us on the floor while brothers are running in from all over to see whats going on in my ex's room. Luckily I stayed covered, but my ex was dragged naked into the hallway for everyone to laugh at his pale ass, haha.
The fun part of the story is that night at the party they threw, we were mixing coconut rum and pineapple juice, and everyone was thinking of if it had an actual name or not...no one could think of it, so it was dubbed "the Naked Karen" in honor of that morning. Two years later, and my sisters AND their brothers still call pineapple juice and coconut rum a Naked Karen.
I'm so proud.
