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Old 07-18-2004, 12:47 AM
KillarneyRose KillarneyRose is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by valkyrie
In re Lampooning)

County of GC)

04 GC 00276)

The Hon. Internet Lawyer Presiding)

Now comes the Lampooner/Lampoonee and states as follows:

1. Lampooner/Lampoonee (L/L) formally issues a written apology to one Ms. KillarneyRose regarding the said handbag lampoon.

2. L/L intended no harm, emotional or otherwise, to result to Ms. KillarneyRose.

3. L/L suffers from a strange obsession with existential felines and handbags and begs the forgiveness of the honorable court and Ms. KillarneyRose for making a joke that had the unintended result of causing dismay to a well respected member of the GC community.

4. Prays that this court grant any relief deemed just, including any and all lampoons of L/L.

ROFL!!! Thank you, T.
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