Hello, I am AXO Alum, and I'm an internet junkie.
MaMaBuddha - LMAO too!
My favorite, and most true characteristic is:
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
I don't think we have a problem...I think those people are just jealous 'cause they don't have any great chatrooms to be in (uhh...for all you psych majors - a little "projection" never hurt anyone...LOL!)