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Maury: When it comes to Sandra and her 2 year old son Jason...
1) Sean, you are NOT the father!
2) Peter, you are NOT the father!
3) Jason Sr., you are NOT the father!
4) Alex, you are NOT the father!
5) Juan, you are NOT the father!
Sandra: (runs of of the stage wailing and covering her face) WHY!!!??? Oh God! Where's my baby?! (falls on the floor backstage)
Jason Sr.: I still love him, and he'll always be my son (crying like a bitch)
Sean, Peter, Alex, Juan: Told you he wasn 't mine! She's a ho! HAHAHAHAH!!! Now leave me alone biotch!
On the next Maury....
Sandra returns to find the father of her son by doing DNA tests on 6 more men!
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