[Internet Lawyer]

Here's the story of a coug named jim
Who was trying to bring fun back online.
He had hair of gold, like his mother,
And always had a great time.

Here's the story, of a group named death squad,
Who claimed to be fun on their own,
They were seven men, and a den mom,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when they realized the cougar has more fun
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow be disbanded.
That's because the Harem is way cool.
The Harem is way cool,

That's because the Harem is way cool.
The Harem is way cool.