[lyrica9]

I had THE worst roommate ever.
i'm an only child, so this was my first experience with a roommate.
at first it was ok, we got along, whatever.
she hung out with two friends from high school all the time, and i, being from much farther away and not having a lot of familiar faces around, made friends with a bunch of people in my dorm lobby.

-so first she starts hanging out with my friends.
-then she starts smoking. (i cant stand living with a smoker due to my moms nonstop smoking when i was growing up)
-then she starts bringing guys into the room at 4am and messing around with them while shouting at me, "hey katy, hows it going over there."
one time it was a guy i had had a short lived relationship with. ugh.
-one of her friends from HS would come into our room and hang out when she wasn't there. i once found this girl in my bed! ack.
-she becomes the worlds biggest slob.

her side of the room was next to the door, so the slovenly thing was a big issue for me. there was always an awful smell, and there was trash and food all over the place. a few times she left empty beer bottles on MY desk, which was totally uncool, because i could have gotten kicked out for that.

so the second semester starts, and i want the roomie from hell to go to hell, and i finally get my chance. but not in a good way.

two weeks into the semester one of my friends that she stole told me to wash my pillows. after some serious pestering i got him to tell me what happened. aparently my sweet roommate had slept with the dorm slutboy the night before the end of fall semester, and had let him cum on my pillow. that i then slept on for two weeks into the new semester.

it turned into a huge ordeal, because i went to the hall director, and this girl all of the sudden had every problem in the world with me. she said she was on anti-depresants because i played hanson all the time, she felt weird because my boyfriend was in the room and that i talked behind her back all the time.
when she moved out there was popcorn and a cough syrup cup molded to the floor under her bed, from four months before that. she then irritated her best friend who she moved in with and dropped out of school.

so in short, my roomie was disgusting, smelly, ugly, a liar, a hypocrite, a slut and irrational.