Haha, okay.
So, sophomore year starts, and I move into a new dorm and get a new roomie. Turns out, it's a freshman! She seems like she's really cool -- she's the sweetest girl, we have some common interests, etc. Well, she moves in, and the first thing she pulls out of her bag is this foot-long wooden cross! I mean, I'm a Christian, but this thing was HUGE!!! Not exactly something I'd lug to college to hang in my dorm room. Anyways, this also happens to be the semester I decide to pledge my sorority. Well, she was the type to go to bed early (like 9:30ish) and here I am getting ready to go out to mixers when she's trying to go to bed! I felt like a child when I was trying to sneak back into the room late at night after being at a mixer (think sneaking back in when in high school).
She also had this bad habit of leaving for class while I was in the shower - and she would lock the door behind her.

One rule they had just implemented that semester was every time your RA had to let you back into your room, it was a $10 fine. I paid more fines in unlocking fees that semester than in parking tickets!
The final straw when I knew she was a bit too....high-strung...was when I came back from class and noticed that one of my (thousands!) of AXiD posters had been moved. It was only moved about 5 inches to the right - just enough for her to cover up the word "sh*t" from where they had written something like "Welcome to the family - you're the sh*t!" or something like that. I guess she got really offended by a curse word being on the wall outside our door. She had moved another one of the posters so that word was covered up.
I just started to feel like such a heathen compared to her (she was always praying and reading her Bible, etc.). It's not that I wasn't into Bible study and worship and whatnot, she just would do it ALL THE TIME. I think I got turned off b/c it almost felt like she was trying to force her religion onto me. All because I stayed out 'til 2 am socializing with boys! Sheesh! Sometimes I would wonder if all that praying was for me....
Well, the end of the semester came and I decided to move up on the sorority hall. She moved into the honors dorm...and that was that! After having her as a roomie for a semester, I lived by myself on the AXiD hall.
I'll save my last story (and that one is the best!) for later.