Alright Stacy the other day when I asked to borrow a pencil I guess I should have thought twice about it. Now I apologized for not having that pencil yesterday when you came to my desk and asked me about it for the sixth doggone time. Now today that was just straight outtaline. You didn't have to come at me like that ova that pencil. Do you know how much stuff gets pilfered in offices? Who knows who came and took that pencil off my desk. But your tone is so unneccessary. Now I know you think this intern is all quiet and punkable but let me tell you one thang: You got life messed up if you think you finna be tawkin to me like you ain't got a lick of sense. I ain't in the biness of disrespectin grown folks, but I ain't in the biness of gettin disrespected eitha. So don't think fo a second I won't cuss you out in a hushed tone then skull drag you in that gravel in the front of this building if need be. Big Mama Nonfiction is comin to town today and I will be notifyin her of this lil incident so if you won't some of her since yall the same age I'm pretty sure she will oblige. And anotha thang I AIN'T buyin you no otha pencil. You bedda suck it up, Miss 3 dolla pencil. Wit ya yella tooth in the front.
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