HC....
...60-year-old dude is the news crying because his "escaped tiger" was shot and killed by Florida Fish/Game authorities??
...last I checked, tigers belonged in the freakin' zoo, not your guest house?
...dude should be glad I don't run the Fish/Game division cause he would most definitely be getting an invoice for all the overtime in hunting the tiger, and the ammunition needed to render Simba "paws up."
...isn't street crime bad enough? Why we gotta worry about being a tiger-snack too.
...peeped the re-air of the BET awards last night. Monique and her "Crazy in Love" girls just "did the thang!!!"
