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Originally posted by valkyrie
If people need to go without sex for a while to make it exciting, why in the hell are they getting married?
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Because they're 24 and in their nowhere little towns, they are OLD MAIDS. So, they marry the first fat nasty DORK they bed and have a tacky-ass wedding.
Oh, wait. Those people never have sex in the first place. I guess it's just delusional Southern belles.
I forgot to mention--I wouldn't do it.