My daddy is the corporate distribution director at a publishing company. He makes budgets and does a lot of other really boring stuff. When people/companies don't get their magazines, they call him and yell at him and he schmoozes with them until the problem is fixed. We can get the magazines for free, but they're all really boring trade magazines, so it's not like I get free subscriptions to Cosmo.
My mommy used to be a stay-at-home mom, but she is now an assistant manager at the Gap, so she gets a nice discount on clothes for herself & her children
