To the Hyundai Accent from Rhode Island who was in front of me today on the Grand Prix 100 better known as 277: GO BACK TO RHODE ISLAND with that slow isht you called yourself doing.
To the FLOWER POWER SKIRT WEARING CHICK who decided to cross the street when I was making a right turn: I know pedestrians have the right of way but NOT when I am turning the corner.
To the MINIVAN who had a big trail of stinky smoke trailing behind him: 2 WORDS, 2 WORDS. . .JIFFY LUBE or 2 more: TUNE UP!!!!