[112Soul]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
I posted this in our forum a while back, just thought I'd bring it up in here:

1)Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
<and sometimes anything will do>

2)Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

3)Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
<see, that ain't right. we don't do that to ya'll. well, now that I know this, I will just assume that may way is the right way (as it usually is)>

4)Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
<men love silence sometimes cause we are busy dreaming about important stuff, like (wait this isn't the rated R forum)>

4)Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
<so women DO like horror movies! that means we can watch Jason flicks all night long (well, maybe not all night)>

5)Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
<i will be watching, thanks for the tip>

6)Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility
<women are wrong 51.9% of the time. the other 49.9% they need to asks us to reaffirm they are wrong>

6)Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
<men do not give honest answers to the question 'How do I look?'>

7)Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
<why, if I'm not insecure about your weight, butt or breast size, you shouldn't be either
>

8"Oh, nothing" has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

9)All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it.
<see number 7>

7)Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
<not looking to see if the seat is up is like not looking where you are going. if you fall into the water it's your fault just like if you walk into something it's your fault>

8)Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
<and men can fake orgasm just like women can fake foreplay>

<these frustrations can be part of the reason why I am still single today >

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