I posted this in our forum a while back, just thought I'd bring it up in here:
1)Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
2)Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
3)Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
4)Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
4)Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
5)Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
6)Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility
6)Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
7)Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
8"Oh, nothing" has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
9)All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it.
7)Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
8)Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
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