Too funny!
I am that Mom!
But to add to that, this is my mother:
1. I don't care how tall you get, I will stand on a ladder and knock you down.
2. I'll be on you like white on rice.
3. I'll go through you like a dose of medicine.
4. I'll make hash out of you with no gravy.
5. I brought you into this world and I'll take you out! (I used this one on my son and his reply was "well take me out then". My response? Well I'll just say that he never said that again!)
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