It doesn't matter anyway...since wptw doesn't know my Curling Iron Ritual, my curling iron doesn't hold the same importance to him as it does to me, an initated member of the Curling Iron Society. My Curling Iron is only special because of the ritual associated with it, which is secret to only those members of the Society.
(Hell, it's a ritual I practice everyday, and I am willing to bet that wptw wouldn't know...and probably doesn't want to know...how to use a curling iron effectively!)
snicker, snicker
