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…and the Ultra Hot Ghetto Mess Award goes to
Rick James for looking like the lead singer of Sexual Chocolate! Did you notice that he had on a dark brown (what is that velvet?) suit with rhinestones and a ruffled shirt? When he came strutting down that aisle, I didn’t know that it was him. It sure sounded like him but I thought that he and his wife were still in jail. That may explain why he looked pasty. That or he’s still on the pipe. My money is on the pipe. He also has “dunlop disease” since his stomach dunlopped over the TWO belts that he was wearing!
I really enjoyed the show in spite of the BS moments.
Favorites
* Monique was awesome. I loved her opening number. I also enjoyed her playing with Denzel. Mmm…Denzel Loved it when she told Ying, or was it Yang, to spell it.
* The Isley Brothers. Period
* Grandmaster Melly Mel – Good Guggah Muggah!!!
* 25th anniversary celebration in general was awesome!
* India Arie was fabulous. I enjoyed her rendition of Georgia
* Kanye West and Yolanda Adams did their thing!
WTF
* Elephant Man – Was he speaking English?
* Tracey Ross and Raven – What genius put them together?
* 99 Problems just went to 100 problems because that isht was messed up
* Their Crunkness the Ying Yang Twins and the girls with no home training
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Love me some him.
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