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Originally posted by PHAShriner/1906
Hotep Brothers. Kate, I am a BLACK & OLD GOLD BLACKMAN and am not interested in white women. Please refrain from KKKraving me for SEXUAL HEALING despite your recent Walmart purchase of a Marvin Gay c/d. It is widely known throughout scholarly research conducted by YOUR very own, that whenever your kind respond in pseudo-anger and bitterness such is really triggered by your SEXUAL lust, KKKraving, & desire for the BLACKMAN'S seed! I am happily married to a BLACK WOMAN. Secondly, unless you are a bonafide BLACK MEMBER of the NPHC I really am oblivious to your so-called greeKKK affiliation. I AM ALPHA! BOW-DOWN you KKKave-Dwelling Descending Parasitic Moron!
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This is fantastic - much love to my man shriner, you're a hero to us budding improv-comedy types.
Professor - you needn't have made your disclaimer; no one would ever confuse this man for someone representing all those Alphas we've seen represent your organization admirably on this board.
Hilarious.