definitly the CUBS!
from an away message I saw:
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Sox fans too. Wanting to please the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one little girl, who says that she is a Cubs fan just like her parents. The teacher asks, "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a Sox fan."