I want to give a huge pimp slap to my momma.
She was sitting on the poarch when a bill collector came down the street. It was to late for her to run inside so....guess what she did? She put her touge out of her mouth, started to slob and put her hand down like a faggot and acted like she was my mom's retarded twin sister Beth( that she has never had)
I mean she was sluring her speech and limping when she walked..mann i was soooo shame but it was funny as hell
Pimp slap to a bill collector who called my house today for my dad. When i informed them that he was in the hospital have emergency, life threathing surgecy. They replied well could we have his number to his room please
..u can imagine all the *nice*
things i said to them