I could go on and on about this one...
I work for the state so of course there are plenty of people in my building who got their job because of "who you know". Well the guy in my office got his job because his girlfriend is the former governor's daughter. Anyway, he is constantly on the phone with her (we share an office) and they are always arguing. He even brings her to work some days, for the ENTIRE day!!
When he's not permanently attached to her he is coming in late, leaving early and most definitely not marking it on his time sheet.
He will disappear for hours and come to find out he's been in the storage room....sleeping!!
rant over