[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by JocelynC
Sorry to crash your board, but I think these are all hilarious! My mom is a very involved Delta alumna in our area. You'd be suprised how many girls come up to me and think for some reason that I can put them on.

One shining example:

I sing in the choir @ our church. We had to sing at a funeral. I was pretty sad b/c I'd known the deceased woman. I went down to pay my respects to her. Afterward, I went to sit down. I was a little misty-eyed. A young lady walked up to me. I thought she wanted to hug me or offer her sympathies.

She said (with a smile): "Hey, I know this is a pretty sad occasion, JocelynC, but DST @ XY Univ. is having a line this spring. I know b/c the elephant gives birth every 2 years!!! I KNOW I'm gonna make it so could you find your momma on the way out to write me a nice recommendation letter? Thanks! It's TOO bad you're not a Delta because I KNOW you'd write me one!!!"


I completely ignored her. I couldn't believe it. I watched her walk back to her seat, HIGH FIVE her friend and say "She's gon' do it Teeka!" and throw up the DST pyramid to each other.

That irritated me. And no, I never told my momma to write that letter.

AW HELL 2 DA HELL HELL HELL NAW!!!

Oh and Jocelyn, you're not crashing. You are welcome to post here and start threads.